I want to whine and whine while someone fusses over me! I want to be difficult even when I know its a situation no one can do anything about. I want to throw tantrums and still be taken out for fancy dinners and be bought roses and told how stunningly beautiful I look! I want to be a spoiled, difficult brat and be loved for it.
I want to cry for no reason and snap everyone’s head off. I want to be force fed ice cream and strawberries, I want the sun to stop beating down so hard on me, I want to snuggle under a blanket and watch FRIENDS all day, I want someone to massage my legs while I go to sleep, I want to eat pani puri at 2 in the morning, I want a head massage, I want my eyes to feel like I have cucumbers on them all the time, I want my pimples to vanish and stop hurting, I want to say the most outrageous, immature things to the everyone I meet, I still want them to think I’m smart and funny.
Blahness alert! I want a hug!